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A Butcher At The Abandoned City
Le Bob(-spierre)
“Decapitated at the Abandoned City, after losing the hearts of his skeleton crew”
Slain by ROR
In a swift progression from the guillotine to the gallows to the gatling gun, Le Bob's revolutionary career was often misconstrued as bloodthirsty – now known as the Butcher of the Abandoned City. Aft
A Soul Wandering The Longmoor
Han Solo (no relation)
“Butchered at The Abandoned City for a dead man's revenge”
Slain by ROR
He traded a gun & an arm for some wine and Brie cheese, but unfortunately his blood bought a better deal. When storming the Abandoned City's fort, he took a shotgun tripwire to the face. But death was
Executed At The Abandoned City
Captain Napoleon
“Butchered at The Abandoned City in the midst of surrendering”
Slain by ROR
Some say it was Captain Napoleon's hubris that sank the illustrious ship Paris Is Burning. But those loyal to his leadership know these tactics let him walk right up & retake many a city in his earlie
A Martyr At The Abandoned City
Marie, child of blasphemy
“Butchered at The Abandoned City in defense of her crew”
Slain by ROR
Marie had a rocket launcher & the acrobatic know-how from a life in the crow's nest. None of this makes you invulnerable to bullets. Credit for the killing: Ada, our butcher.
Tales of Woe from The Sundered Lands
Doomed pilgrims, voyaging pirates, butchered warriors, wandering souls... in the ruins of the future, they stumble through THE SUNDERED LANDS! DOOM! A pilgrim seeking peace navigates the Jagged Reef
Was he even trying?
Bawb Wyld
“The nat 1 was, as it turns out, the highlight of the evening”
Slain by MikeO'Regan
Poor Bawb, so tired from boozing and schmoozing, failed to even climb the 4ft ditch that barred his way at the start of the adventure. A Nat 1 and an audible crack later, his soul left the realm as fa
Joe F
The one where the Party does the thing with a Bag of Holding and a Portable Hole
Our rag-tag group of adventurers, The Whiplash, picked up from our last session right in the thick of it. In the middle of a heist mission, breaking into the spell protected vault of the world’s pre-e
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Major Mars' Birthday Bash
Korea, 1950. Plasma freezes – supply trucks skid off roads – generators splutter out as they clog with ice – the bodies of the wounded steam when surgical knives slice them open & our esteemed surgeon
Too trusting for his own good
Dandy Man
“Dandy went out doing what he did best, trusting strangers completely without a second thought.”
Slain by GCotter
Dandy Man: Found by unlikely adventurers in a tower and unwillingly freed - Spent the adventure wishing to be back in the tower. Best known for claiming an act of terror as his own for reasons k
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Went out with a blast!
Windhouse
“He didn't know what he was signing up for.”
Slain by GCotter
What can be said about Windhouse? The Paladin who had more confidence than he ought to have had. After splitting up with the party to search a town for signs of cultish activity, Windhouse found hi
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A Catastrophic Ending
Kat-Ash Strafe
“She died how she lived ... incredibly stupidly.”
Slain by GCotter
Kat was the parties Wild-Magic Sorceror, emphasis on wild! In an attempt to find out the cause of a mysterious blight affecting the forests of the elves, Kat ran alone into the middle of a profane rit
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Death by a thousand Bards
Rolen
“He has faces beyond count, little one, as many faces as there are stars in the sky.”
Slain by Dean
It is with profound grief that we announce the sudden silencing of Rolen, a swashbuckler whose vibrant soul was a masterpiece of motion, charisma, and daring swordplay. Rolen walked the earth as a tru
Joe F