Tales from the Tavern
Session recaps, character lore, world-building, and the fates of the fallen from our adventurers.
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Was he even trying?
Bawb Wyld
“The nat 1 was, as it turns out, the highlight of the evening”
Slain by Mike O'Regan
Poor Bawb, so tired from boozing and schmoozing, failed to even climb the 4ft ditch that barred his way at the start of the adventure. A Nat 1 and an audible crack later, his soul left the realm as fa
The one where the Party does the thing with a Bag of Holding and a Portable Hole
Our rag-tag group of adventurers, The Whiplash, picked up from our last session right in the thick of it. In the middle of a heist mission, breaking into the spell protected vault of the world’s pre-e
Major Mars' Birthday Bash
Korea, 1950. Plasma freezes – supply trucks skid off roads – generators splutter out as they clog with ice – the bodies of the wounded steam when surgical knives slice them open & our esteemed surgeon
Too trusting for his own good
Dandy Man
“Dandy went out doing what he did best, trusting strangers completely without a second thought.”
Slain by GCotter
Dandy Man: Found by unlikely adventurers in a tower and unwillingly freed - Spent the adventure wishing to be back in the tower. Best known for claiming an act of terror as his own for reasons k
Went out with a blast!
Windhouse
“He didn't know what he was signing up for.”
Slain by GCotter
What can be said about Windhouse? The Paladin who had more confidence than he ought to have had. After splitting up with the party to search a town for signs of cultish activity, Windhouse found hi
A Catastrophic Ending
Kat-Ash Strafe
“She died how she lived ... incredibly stupidly.”
Slain by GCotter
Kat was the parties Wild-Magic Sorceror, emphasis on wild! In an attempt to find out the cause of a mysterious blight affecting the forests of the elves, Kat ran alone into the middle of a profane rit
Death by a thousand Bards
Rolen
“He has faces beyond count, little one, as many faces as there are stars in the sky.”
Slain by Dean
It is with profound grief that we announce the sudden silencing of Rolen, a swashbuckler whose vibrant soul was a masterpiece of motion, charisma, and daring swordplay. Rolen walked the earth as a tru
Finished off by a Dirty 20
Misty Brouhaha
“A Dirty 20 left his fluids spilled everywhere”
Slain by Talia_Lynn
Misty Brouhaha, a shy, quiet Gnome paladin. Fell literally from an invading Zombie, he went saying Cavat was OK.
Split personality
Xune
“Split in two fighting an undead frost giant”
Slain by Cian OMahony
bravely got the creature's undivided attention before the end, allowing weaker members fall back and eventually take it down.
Griffith
Griffith
“Split from the party and went for a swim”
Slain by Cian OMahony
Nighttime solo investigation and a lot of bad rolls are a poor combination. ended up sleeping with the fishes
Pudding time for Yondit
Yondit
“Absorbed into a black pudding”
Slain by Cian OMahony
Investigating a ruined tower, our dwarven hero ( part chef part cleric ) died in hand to pseudopod combat. Theres always time for pudding apparently
Ice cold in Icewind Dale
Jim Tinder
“Died as a bard should ..in the limelight (or moonbeam)”
Slain by Cian OMahony
Died fighting an evil frost druid, the druid incinerated his body to leave no trace...very ecofriendly