Tales
Tales from the Tavern
Session recaps, character lore, world-building, and the fates of the fallen from our adventurers.
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A brief moment at Bittermoon Inn
Jock the Ranger
“How do you feel about being ridden?”
Slain by MikeO'Regan
Set upon by a pack of ravenous wolves, Jock and his companions ran for their lives up Bittermoon pass. Thinking on his feet, Jock attempted to mount the Druid who had cleverly wildshaped into a horse
Bound to Revenge
Drithligh
“Taken down by her soul bound uncle”
Slain by The Unseen Arbiter
Sold into slavery before she was born. Her mother and grandfather manipulated. The family business and their agency lost by betrayal from within. A pact with demons to rest a once lost weapon from th
Shopping Episode!!! (Special Offer - This week only, LORE Half Off!)
We pick up just after the Whiplash's recent battle with the endless horde of mind controlling monstrosities. Finally safe aboard their new friends luxury yacht, "Daddy's Money", the party make the
Disgruntled Former Employee's revenge does not go as expected.
Tusk
“He just hated Wizards so much!”
Slain by GCotter
Tusk was not with the party long, initially he took a job with the Adventuring Guild on behalf of the local Wizarding College to "liaise" with "less sophisticated" adventuring parties visiting the cit
A Patron's Oversight
Waiwer Sstasywie
“Wai barely trusted his Patron, turns out, even that was too much.”
Slain by GCotter
After weeks of travel and days of planning, Waiwer and his team were making steady headway into the vaults of the flying mageocracy of Sama Kh'Udha, where painful visions from Levistius, Wai's patron
Manathyr: A world Broken, A future unwritten
There are no true histories of Manathyr……only fragments left behind. Songs carved into stone. Ruins swallowed by sea and sand. Whispers carried on storm-winds that no scholar can truly explain.
First moves in the assault on the city of Sanctus
# Last Preperations Last minute preperations were carried out by the party before we began our assualt on the wall. Rodger proposed some last minute schemes such as shitting in their fountain once i
Facing an endless horde
Picking up right after the party's recent unexpected trip to the Astral Sea, the Whiplash woke up in their camp, in the eye socket of a long deceased skeletal being impossibly large. Deciding to ex
What not to do
Icarus
“He died as he lived - enchanted by shiny things”
Slain by James_Harte
Icarus was a curious, eclectic, kleptomaniac aasimar artificer with a penchant for pyromania found as a baby in a patch of cabbages and taken in by a couple in the city of Ignaria. They had a thirst f
Dante's Inferno
Dante, Private First Class
“That thing in the chest. It was there all along!”
Slain by Pyrgos
A chestburster came out of him while so close to the medical lab! If only they decided to go there earlier! Well, at least Iona made a few good jokes out of it.
Ariarcus Needed a Hammer
Hammer, Private
“Who would think X-Stims would do this to your body?”
Slain by Pyrgos
Fooled by a Weyland-Yutani agent with some "X-Stims" filled with Draconis Strain, his chest ended up bursting into outward ribcages, a chestburster making its way out of him.
Meet the Knights!
### **Meet the Knights!** * **Sir Bob, the Vulture Knight.** *Heart-broken, going out breaking ladies' hearts. Sir Bob sees the future by carrion casting (no, you don't want to know what that is).